Strange Spam

Just the latest in the endless flow of bizarre niche products pitched to me over email.


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Hello Greg,

I would like to share with you our new way of merging tabletop live food footage
with illustrated and animated characters and backgrounds.
It's the ultimate way to get great "Taste appeal" results on food product animatics.

It would be great to hear your feedback.

Kind regards,
E*** K**** - Executive Producer
********* Ltd.
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What the hell? "...merging tabletop live food footage
with illustrated and animated characters and backgrounds..."

Sounds like a goddamn nightmare.

"Food Product Animatics" sounds someone installed a fully articulated robotic skeleton in a summer sausage.