Code: Orange

Today, we're code orange.

Why orange?

I'm guessing because it's the color of the vests worn by the pair of ancient shambling stooped wrecks that inspected my train this morning.

It is touching to see them, their little shrunken apple heads poking out of the furry collars of their oversized nightwatchmen jackets, clutching their walkie talkie with their leathery talons. They take their little jobs so seriously! It's nice we can extend a sense of contribution to our seniors in their golden years.