I am a bad blogger. Bad.
I've been scrambling for freelance work and I've finally hit my stride, so that's good.
Now, blog:
Ruby was playing dress up today with... a crutch.
She was putting on scarves, underwear and old baby clothes on this crutch.
Here's her monologue: "Yes, don't worry Mrs. Jones... our clothes will cover your boobies AND your vagina. Our clothes are very good."
Also:
I am working on an animated short, starring none other than our good friend the Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough. A commercial producer friend of mine forwarded Mr. Nude's entry on to an animator, and he's a fan. So we developed a six minute script, and it looks like it's happening.
Which terrifies me. I don't know why. But it does.
Now, blog:
Ruby was playing dress up today with... a crutch.
She was putting on scarves, underwear and old baby clothes on this crutch.
Here's her monologue: "Yes, don't worry Mrs. Jones... our clothes will cover your boobies AND your vagina. Our clothes are very good."
Also:
I am working on an animated short, starring none other than our good friend the Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough. A commercial producer friend of mine forwarded Mr. Nude's entry on to an animator, and he's a fan. So we developed a six minute script, and it looks like it's happening.
Which terrifies me. I don't know why. But it does.
Labels: My Idiotic Job, The Moppets, Weltschmerz
5 Comments:
You are a bad blogger! BAD BASTARD! (Do you and your wife walk around the house worrying out loud if her clothes will cover her boobs & vagina?)
Your kids kill me.
I was concerned about the quality of my clothing and now, at last, I can rest in peace. My clothes, no matter how shabby and unhip, do cover my boobies and vagina. Thank goodness for that. May the Nude Fat Manlive on in infamy!
Gawd, that is hilarious. Reminds me of the time my niece decided my new name was "Aunt Poop." I've been a baaaad blogger.
Hey congrats on your collaboration with Nude Man! That rocks, and I can't wait to see the outcome!
I have been away from your blog for too long. Now I have a stitch in my side from laughing and that means an excuse not to mop the kitchen floor...
Great post as for me. I'd like to read more about that topic. Thanx for sharing this information.
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