Friday, August 10, 2007

Back scratching salons.

That's my new business idea.

Fifteen minute increments. Hard, medium, soft.

Each client would be given a simple illustration of a human back so they can indicate to the scratchatrix the general region to focus on.

Mmmmm, back scratching. Heaven.


Blogger kimananda said...

But would you do any work on the barter system? How does it go, I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine?

10:25 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

There is a gift economy aspect to it, sure. IF YOU'RE A GODDAMN HIPPY. I'm trying to commodify something here, Kimananda. Get some ducets flowing.

10:33 AM  
Blogger the Mickey's said...

I use a stick.

Sell sticks(imed. relief), AND..., you can take it w/ you- anywhe...

4:06 PM  
Blogger Crackpot Press said...

actually, your dream is not far from realization.

In LA there is a new barbershop chain (is "four" a chain?")called "Floyd's Barber Shop"

For $21 they give you a great haircut, clean up your neck with hot foam and a straight razor then rub your back with one of those old fashioned steel hand massager's ... all the while awesome music plays amd they have a pool table while you wait. No Playboy's like Walt's on Main in the Crik.

Oh, and all the barber's are hot tatooed rocker chicks.

12:34 AM  

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