Friday, August 10, 2007

Back scratching salons.

That's my new business idea.

Fifteen minute increments. Hard, medium, soft.

Each client would be given a simple illustration of a human back so they can indicate to the scratchatrix the general region to focus on.

Mmmmm, back scratching. Heaven.

4 Comments:

Blogger kimananda said...

But would you do any work on the barter system? How does it go, I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine?

10:25 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

There is a gift economy aspect to it, sure. IF YOU'RE A GODDAMN HIPPY. I'm trying to commodify something here, Kimananda. Get some ducets flowing.

10:33 AM  
Blogger the Mickey's said...

I use a stick.

Sell sticks(imed. relief), AND..., you can take it w/ you- anywhe...

4:06 PM  
Blogger Crackpot Press said...

actually, your dream is not far from realization.

In LA there is a new barbershop chain (is "four" a chain?")called "Floyd's Barber Shop"

For $21 they give you a great haircut, clean up your neck with hot foam and a straight razor then rub your back with one of those old fashioned steel hand massager's ... all the while awesome music plays amd they have a pool table while you wait. No Playboy's like Walt's on Main in the Crik.

Oh, and all the barber's are hot tatooed rocker chicks.

12:34 AM  

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