Wednesday, November 07, 2007

A must-see film!!!

Who the FUCK came up with the phrase, "A must-see film!!!"? It's not even language.

What fascist impulse is driving the yahoo that uses this phrase. I don't have to must see anything, you ass. I got shit to do.

Speaking of ass, specifically mine, my wife has entered my overweight ass in a HALF-MARATHON (13 miles! 20.9 kilometers! 11.3 nautical miles!) taking place this february. 13 miles! One three! Lots of miles!

This worries me.



Anonymous andy davis said...

Mr. Mills I too have been volunteered for some runningg 26.2 miles so consider yourself lucky. the future contains much running. Andy

7:09 PM  
Blogger Crackpot Press said...

I don't know if mentioned this but Lynne is currently training for 29 miles on trails.

Her advice to anyone trying to run for the first time, "Take the training very seriously." Also find a group to train with. It makes it easier...

BTW I will not be sharing this info with her. She'll make me go.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Scooter said...

Here's a must-see film -- Fat Man Running. It is a tv documentary about a fat, beer swilling Englishman training for the London marathon.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I'm training for a similar race in February. Shall we exchange running tips? :)

12:08 PM  
Blogger kimananda said...

I was going to run the Copenhagen marathon this May, but life has thankfully intervened and let me off the hook...I'm not sure you could use the same excuse...but you could try.

7:50 AM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Oh Lord.

7:53 PM  
Blogger G. said...

Don't forget to stretch...not that it'll make a god damned difference.


p.s. I lost 30lbs running this year.

4:17 AM  
Anonymous Travel Betty said...

So, it's January now. How's it coming?

9:34 PM  

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