Did you know Microsoft has their own brand of sparkling water?
It's called Talking Rain, and it comes in flavors like Lemon Lime and Kiwi Strawberry. And there's Microsoft shit all over the can.
I was up at Microsoft yesterday, so I had a chance to enjoy a Talking Rain Lemon Lime. I think the can had a Windows Server System logo on it.
They have hundreds of fridges stocked with this crap, free to employees and visitors.
I also learned a new term: Microbonics.
That's the internal Microsoft authentic popeye gibberish language.
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