Monday, June 13, 2005

Gay guy in the gulag.

A post relevant to a reality outside of my chestnut sized brained: a young queer fella has managed to send out a desperate blog entry from one of those hideous de-gaying gulags that lazy, stupid, emotionally constipated nutzoid-christian parents send their gay offspring to. It's wrong for so many reasons. I think it's even wrong for theological-sound CHRISTIAN reasons, not just reasons a satanic Pol-Pot loving nihilist like myself would come up with.

Let me rant for a second. FREE WILL! IT'S THERE! DEAL! YOUR KIDS AREN'T YOU! YOU CAN'T SEND YOUR KIDS TO HEAVEN! LIVE FREE OR DIE! ROCK THE VOTE!

Here's a truncated list of what pains me about this, in random order:
*(Some very vocal and hypocritical)Christians talk up free will as baby jebus's gift, then freak out when someone excercises it. You face the Dread Judgement Seat of Jebus on your own! Any asshole knows that! You can't hide behind your parents.
*Nothing is fouler than foul Dr.Philology crossed with lame literal shallow American Evangelical Protestantism. Adding feces to vomit generally doesn't help either become more tasty.
* If you see your kid doing something that bugs you, don't JUST pray you, lazy ass motherfucker. Talk to the kid! Listen to the kid! God is busy. He likes people to show some gumption. Parent, you piece of shit! If you can't figure it out, what makes you think some asswipe you pay is going to be any better? Why do you think A PASTOR is going to be any better? He's as clueless as you, and if your church denies your clergy a proper outlet for getting their rocks off, DON'T LET THE SON OF A BITCH NEAR YOUR KID.
* And gee...a controlled environment away from family and friends, standards of dress and behaivor controlled by group criticism, asymetric leadership with a cadre of thugs and very little transperancy, FOOD intake strickly controlled....um, CULT MUCH, you STUPID BASTARDS?

That's all. Paula, Dave, Donna, Philip! You're the squad, the only people that read this thing! Write to the kid.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Donna said...

lil bobo,
I was so moved by how upset you were with this kids' situation -and the injustice being committed to all gay people. Your kids are very lucky to have you, dad.

BTW - i didn't write to Zach given that he has over 500 comments and "be strong" wishes. What a great case study in developing a community of support around someone who needs it. The old, conservative fear that the Internet would isolate us all has been de-mythed yet again.

PS - rated your blog. Hope you rated my blog...

3:54 PM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

I just read re-read this and I'm worried I sound like a ranting asshole. Maybe that's okay.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Marc W. said...

I think there are more people reading this now than the four you mentioned. After all, you posted a link here from one of the most famous and most visited blogs on the Internet right now.

Oh, and I loved it! Seeing other people fume and rant about something that I fume and rant about is very enjoyable; maybe even theraputic.

11:04 AM  

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