Japan. A New Hope.

Yer pretty slick, ain't you chief? Riding around with your ironical haircut, referencing New Order lyrics in your Powerpoint slides. I say stop. Because the Japanese have us beat. Don't believe me? Vidi this.

While we are saying "no" to each other and skulking around like deacons, our friends the JAPANESE are birthing a brave new epoch. The Japanese don't care! They just make up weird stuff all day! What have we done? What happened to all our weirdos? WHERE'S OUR GUMPTION, PEOPLE?

Feh! Feh to it all! I'm going back to ironing my khakis. I have a presentation in the morning.