Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mmmmmmm!

Delicious vat harvested meat products!

Imagine the possibilities! "Honey, to show you how much I want to be a part of you, I have grilled you this special loin de Greg, grown from cells harvested from this, my own body.
Soon, I'll be in you and my nutrients will be nourishing your life force. Would you like some Dijonnaise? And if you'd allow me to scrape a specimen off your inner cheek, after the 3 month incubation period, I will be able to ingest you as well. I LOVE YOU!!!"

The bummer would be if after all that, you got diarrhea.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the other hand, http://www.meetyourmeat.com/

2:20 PM  

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