George W. Bush. Man of Contrasts.

In a recent Pew Research Poll, respondents were asked to describe Pres. Bush in one word. The top five responses were:

1. Incompetent
2. Out Of Touch
3. Good
4. Idiot
5. Liar

I have managed, through self-hypnosis and boredom at work, to recreate the longer list here, to whit:

6. Moist
7. Jejune
8. Nougat-filled
9. Solid-state
10. Prolapsed
12. Bovine
13. Porcine
14. Glistening
15. Eldritch
16. Cantilevered
17. Occulted
18. Radiant
19. Bouncy
20. Flaccid
21. Turgid
22. Multi-orgasmic
23. Romanian
24. Lovecraftian
25. Doughy
26. Peachy
27. Pus-a-rrific
28. Retardo
29. Upholstered
30. Puckered