Saturday, March 04, 2006

Heard in and around a Frank Gehry-designed office building

1. "When you reach the pudenda, turn left."

2. "Okay, you're going to want to find the labia majora. Once you hit the labia minora, well, that's the copier room. You've gone too far. So, think majora."

3. "Lunchroom? By the polyps."

4. "I booked the Gaping Maw for 2:30. Bring your notes."

5. "Smedly just got the corner Carbuncle. Lucky prick."

6. "Aaaah! Aaaah! Run! Run, everybody! Run! It's...oh, hell, it's just the supply closet."

7. "His office looks like an asshole. Suits him, really."

8. "Hi, uh, building services? Could you send up some rubber gloves? Um, I dropped my keys in a puckered sphincter."

9. " are a dirty credenza, yes, you are. A big, lovely, bouncy credenza...yes...YES!"

10. "Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! ARISE! Okay, you should be able to print now."



Blogger G. said...

Which way to the vulva?

1:57 PM  

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