Saturday, June 07, 2008

Spotting fake air

1). Does it go fiz-fiz-fiz when you walk? This is not air, it is corduroy. You're choking! Spit it out!

2). Is it a cheery, vaguely Danish primary color, and does it have eight nubbins on top? It's a Lego! Another close one.

3). Was it at one time married to Valerie Betanelli? Good lord, it's Eddie Van Halen! Another second, and oblivion!

4). Is it depicted as a blindfolded woman carry scales? That's Justice. It is an abstract concept. Can't beath it, and Justice also applies to fish, who breathe the pee of other fish.

5). Is your wife complaining that it's too cold, and she needs another damn comforter on the bed? That's air. Breathe deep and enjoy your life. Go in peace.

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Anonymous Sven said...

Good Job! :)

6:28 AM  

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