Tuesday, August 11, 2009

To the residents of Abu Dhabi, Iran, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Kuwait, et al.

You really want to see naked ladies. I know you do, and I really hope that some day you may have that option (as long as the naked ladies are consenting, competent adults with full agency). But you aren't going to find naked ladies here. Every day, my traffic log tells the tale of hard-up folks needing some huggin' and kissin' in your part of the world, and it saddens me.

It also creeps me out.

Sorry.

7 Comments:

Blogger repliderium.com said...

Stop being so damn selfish. Give em the damn ladies!!!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Crackpot Press said...

Strangely enough, I have some of the same problems.

3:18 PM  
Blogger brain_string said...

*Wanders in with eyes to the ceiling, a wry smile playing on lips*
My God this place takes me back.. you vanish for 3 years and lots changes.. you however Greg, well. You're like a rock in stormy seas.

I used to do that Close but no Cigar blog, before I collapsed my brain and deleted it all. I do this now: http://pennydreadfultales.blogspot.com/

So.. how you been? No, don't speak.

*places finger on your lips*

Just hold me like you used to...

2:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u r so very gay buns man

10:35 AM  
Blogger Donna said...

Hey Greg,
Remember me? Shattering Rose Coloured Glasses blogger. My family stayed with you and yours on a trip to Disneyland a few years back. I need to reach you. To avoid being sued by you (afraid of 'mericans, I am). Please email me. donna at donnabarker dot com.

Hoping you and your clan are well and still as energetic as ever!

d

12:11 PM  
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