The well is dry, so I thought I post some old crap.

(UPDATE: The links now work. I am a bad person.)

Here is some old crap that I think is pretty good. You may like some of it, too, as it is less hacky than the newer garbage.

Enjoy, Blog Friend!

Nude Women vs. Naked Ladies

Notes towards the rehabilitation of the seventh grade definition of the word GAY.

Enjoying a relaxing stroll, before the love making.

Facts about Lemmy I know in my heart are true, but cannot prove.

Old-Chinese-Lady-Robics

Scars and Anomalies

PBS doesn't want my money.

Races hated by my mother, who is now dead.

An Advertising Brief

25 Fun Facts About Teen Dream Meatloaf !!!!

A shattering read.

A confidential Memorandum

Robert Plant

And of course, the Adventures of a Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough.

Confessions of a Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough

Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough II: Limo Trouble

Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough III: Mother cleans up

Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough IV: The Fat Man Shrugs

Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough V: My Enemies

Nude Fat Man Eating Cookie Dough VI: Astride Destiny!!!!