Tuesday, April 25, 2006

...lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy...

... out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing...
Jazz guitarist Pat Metheny on wimp-jazz sax wanker Kenny G. It's an Internet classic that I reread from time to time just to bathe in the vitriol. You should read it, too.

Very life affirming.

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Blogger G. said...

The benefit of Kenny G is that he plays a soprano sax, which, of the whole saxaphone family, is the one that's most conceivably rammed up a shitty adult-contemporary artist's ass.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

I think he holds the record of longest sustained ass note.

4:38 PM  

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