Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Keywords of the Damned

People, people who I guess have lives, jobs, loves, dreams, and rich innerlives, people who ARE WALKING FREE AMONG US, have recently came to this site via the following search terms:

gaping sphincters
penis sock puppets
tv show space garbage
hot girl karena 8th street latina profile
rug burn scar
shane macgowan hallucination
statuary gnomes caca
nasty wrestling bastards skate
curse * labia
lemmy has throat cancer
leroy neiman and little known facts



Blogger Walking Spanish said...

i....i don't know what to say,
it's as though you searched the entire cache for my google link...
bastard of domestic spying sounds more appropriate than art and commerce

4:45 PM  
Blogger Crackpot Press said... are being associated with 8th Street Latinas..

Huh, how bout that...

Now that I work at home.. I have discovered so many new websites...

6:00 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

But clearly you must have written about it if they landed at this site looking for it, right?

You must be pretty pervy yourself :)

4:10 AM  
Blogger Chloe said...

penis sock puppets, what kind of weirdo googles penis sock puppets? nevermind the one who writes about them of course. :P

5:22 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Walking Spanish: Have you seen Bush's AOL search log over at Slate? Very funny.

Crackpot Press: My wife, the Latina. Makes sense.

Jay: I vaguely remember being pervy once upon a time, but who has time to track down a ball gag and a five gallon drum of turkey gravy anymore?

9:45 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Chloe: I have never to my knowledge written about or used Penis Sock Puppets. On this blog.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Walking Spanish said...

couldnt locate the slate search log, but ill take your word for it

10:24 AM  
Blogger G. said...

Quoting Greg Mills: "Chloe: I have never to my knowledge written about or used Penis Sock Puppets. On this blog."

Check you're blog roll--I'm going out on a limb here but "My friend, John, runs a filthy, dirty sock puppet theatre in Chicago" might have something to do with the reason why your blog came up in a google search for penis sock puppets. Aferall, it's how I found 'the Bastard'.


4:13 PM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Ah, yes. Well it says nothing about PENISES, which are nasty things. Ick, penises.

4:31 PM  
Blogger G. said...

But Google "infers"'s part of what seperates them from other search engines. That and their source code is written by Oompa Loompas discharged from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Come to think of it, I do remember something about proprietary "dick crazed little people" technology in their investment prospectus.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

Hamster and gay Millionaire brings people to my blog. Scary, huh?

5:36 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

I dunno. I'd sort of like to be a gay Millionaire. Just for a day. See what it's like.

11:35 AM  

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