Tuesday, January 16, 2007

I like it.

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”

Little Tony replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”

The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”

Little Tony answered, “No, he minded his own fucking business.”

-- Robert Anton Wilson

1 Comments:

Blogger G. said...

Dirty Billy and his dad are at the park. Dirty Billy notices two dogs, mid-coitus and remarks to his father.

"Dad, what are those dogs doing?"

Embarassed, Dirty Billy's Father searches for an answer."

"Well Billy, you see, the dog on the back hurt its paw, and the dog in the front is helping him walk."

"Well that figures," says Dirty Billy, snidely.

"What do you mean?" Inquires his father.

"You try to help a friend, and you just end up getting fucked."

G.

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