I am forced to go to the Ruby Mills content well once more
Lately Ruby has been bringing glass marbles into her bath for god knows what reason.
Tonight, I asked her about it.
Me: Ruby, why do you bring marbles into the bath?
Ruby: I like the way they look when they're wet.
Me: Well, don't bring them in, because they might go down the drain or you could slip on them or something.
Ruby: They get sucked up or YOU get fucked up.
That's gold right there. 24 karat.
Tonight, I asked her about it.
Me: Ruby, why do you bring marbles into the bath?
Ruby: I like the way they look when they're wet.
Me: Well, don't bring them in, because they might go down the drain or you could slip on them or something.
Ruby: They get sucked up or YOU get fucked up.
That's gold right there. 24 karat.
Labels: The Moppets
posted by Greg Mills at 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
Kids. They always speak the truth.
So when does Ruby get her own blog? :)
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