Strange and alarming ads on CNN
I don't watch the news on the Televisionic device, though when I travel for work, I turn it on in the morning to simulate humans in my lonely, pitiable hotel room.
And today especially, since today we are voting for a new King or Shogun or something here in the American Republic, and it is very exciting to hear blonde people talk about our soon-to-be enthroned Moon Emperor as I scrape gum off my jeans.
Anyway, I was in the bathroom, halfway listening to the large teethed chattering people. It was at this point I heard THIS LINE coming in from the other room, an ad of some kind:
"Don't you hate empty oxygen tanks?"
Yes I do.
And today especially, since today we are voting for a new King or Shogun or something here in the American Republic, and it is very exciting to hear blonde people talk about our soon-to-be enthroned Moon Emperor as I scrape gum off my jeans.
Anyway, I was in the bathroom, halfway listening to the large teethed chattering people. It was at this point I heard THIS LINE coming in from the other room, an ad of some kind:
"Don't you hate empty oxygen tanks?"
Yes I do.
Labels: My Idiotic Job
posted by Greg Mills at 10:36 AM
2 Comments:
Hmmmm. I'm ok with the empty oxygen tanks. It's the empty eye sockets that get me.
I hate empty oxygen tanks... then again, I'm the kind of person who thinks that the oxygen tank is half-full.
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