Gay blog horseshit
Ripped off from Stephanie.
Don't like it? Then take the gas pipe.
***
Rapper Name?
Big Head Wally Tha Hydrocephalic Kid
Alternative Rock Band Name?
Leather Meteor. Instrumental metal. Heavy as fuck.
Name your pain?
Existence. As in, "It only hurts when I exist."
1 True Word That Symbolizes God?
Preoccupied
1 True Love or 1 Million Dollars?
The latter would lead to the former. Okay, I'm cynical.
Live Free or Die Stupid?
live free
Purist, happiest moment ever? (8 words or less)
New born screeches #1, #2. No poop yet.
Most Influential Life Lesson?
Being a weirdo really is the best way to go, for a lot of practical reasons.
Most Successful Person You Least Admire?
George Bush
Where we go when we die? (1 word)
Sausage
Worst TV Show of the Past Decade?
Cheaters
Best TV Show of the Past Decade?
The Wire
Burning Building - baby or dog?
baby, albeit on a case by case basis
Still with me, yes or no?
I am on top of you.
Who runs the world? (2 words or less)
dainty nuns
Worst Idea You Ever Had?
That pretty lights and hugs would make all the jaw grinding worth it.
Shittiest Job You Ever Had?
Vacuuming a department store @ 4 am. My boss was mentally handicapped.
Best Job You've Ever Had?
Lazy bookstore clerk
Don't like it? Then take the gas pipe.
***
Rapper Name?
Big Head Wally Tha Hydrocephalic Kid
Alternative Rock Band Name?
Leather Meteor. Instrumental metal. Heavy as fuck.
Name your pain?
Existence. As in, "It only hurts when I exist."
1 True Word That Symbolizes God?
Preoccupied
1 True Love or 1 Million Dollars?
The latter would lead to the former. Okay, I'm cynical.
Live Free or Die Stupid?
live free
Purist, happiest moment ever? (8 words or less)
New born screeches #1, #2. No poop yet.
Most Influential Life Lesson?
Being a weirdo really is the best way to go, for a lot of practical reasons.
Most Successful Person You Least Admire?
George Bush
Where we go when we die? (1 word)
Sausage
Worst TV Show of the Past Decade?
Cheaters
Best TV Show of the Past Decade?
The Wire
Burning Building - baby or dog?
baby, albeit on a case by case basis
Still with me, yes or no?
I am on top of you.
Who runs the world? (2 words or less)
dainty nuns
Worst Idea You Ever Had?
That pretty lights and hugs would make all the jaw grinding worth it.
Shittiest Job You Ever Had?
Vacuuming a department store @ 4 am. My boss was mentally handicapped.
Best Job You've Ever Had?
Lazy bookstore clerk
Labels: Blog Pals, Blogist Twaddle
posted by Greg Mills at 12:05 PM
2 Comments:
Sausages? Eek!
A few life lessons from me to you (although I reckon you've learned the first one) -
Don't do things just for the hugs because you'll end up resenting people if they don't offer up enough quality hugs.
On a similar note, never knit a sweater for your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/wife because he/she'll never fully appreciate all of the time and effort that went into it and you'll resent him /her forever. Only do it if you don't mind them not actually liking it.
#1. I'm not a hugger, mainly because of my voice. I have a whiney, nasally voice and I think a 911 operator would probably say "Oh, yeah...ha ha..." and hang up. I just don't sound sincere, so people read my affection as being sardonic. I have learned to live a hugless existence, other than my familia.
#2. This is why I don't knit.
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